How to Handle Irritating Seat Mates in An Airplane.

My brother sent me this in an email. It is the funniest email I have received in ages. I laughed so hard….
I must share it with the world. Enjoy.  
HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES IN AN AIRPLANE
 If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you, follow these instructions:

 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop [...]

Christian “Pick-up Lines”

Christian “pick-up lines”
1. “Nice Bible.”
2. “Is this pew taken?”
3. “I just don’t feel called to celibacy.”
4. “For you I would slay two Goliaths”
5. “I would go through more than Job for you”
6. “You are perfect, except with all the sin.”
7. “You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.”

8.”Shall we tithe?”
9.”At points in my life [...]

Find Chuck Norris

This will be fun, You must try it.
1. Go To GOOGLE.
2. Type –Find Chuck Norris
3. Click “I’m Feeling Lucky”
4. Find out How Awesome Chuck is.

Happy April Fools Day

Here are a few April Fools Day Pictures from my files of silliness:

Puddle Fishing.

Smile for the Class picture….

Ha….Beware the Hangman’s Trampoline!!!!!

Who is that? Hillboma?? Obillary?? This is the offspring of Hillary and Obama. Creepy.

At least Condy has finally gotten a date.

Trashy Pic…

What’s for lunch. Oh it looks like a “AAGGHHH!!!!!” Sandwich.