Christian “Pick-up Lines”

1. “Nice Bible.”
2. “Is this pew taken?”
3. “I just don’t feel called to celibacy.”
4. “For you I would slay two Goliaths”
5. “I would go through more than Job for you”
6. “You are perfect, except with all the sin.”

7. “You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.”

8.”Shall we tithe?”
9.”At points in my life I have been referred to as Samson”
10.”The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’; how about dinner?”
11.”I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.”
12.”I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.”
13.”I went on a mission trip but all I ended up doing was mission you.”
14.”I can be your Boaz.”
15.”My spiritual gift is my good looks—it lifts peoples spirits”
16.”Is this the transfiguration… because you are glowing”
17.”Hey… I would work 7 years for your sister… but I would work 7 more years for you.”
18.”Hey good-looking, Ecclesiastes 4:11…”
19.”Marry me.”
20.” I’m one of the fortunate ones…Greek and Hebrew come pretty easily to me.”
21.”My favorite species of vegetation is the church plant.”
22.”Did I just have mud rubbed in my eyes?”
23.”Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives—because he never met you.”
24.”I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation”
25.”I look after widows”
26.”Why don’t I have a Bible dictionary? Well, I don’t really need it.”
27.”Bathsheba had nothing on you”
28.”You put the ‘cute’ back in persecution…”

29.”Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead”
30.”How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?”
31.”How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?”
32. “If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard”
33. “Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.”
34. “So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?”
35. “Let me remove my sandals before I come any closer…”
36. “Let’s say, hypothetically, you were married. I would send your husband to the front line against the Amorites”
37. “It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil…”
38.”Feel free to meet me at the threshing floor.”
39. “You can lie at my feet.”
40. “I really like your spirituality, it goes well with that shirt.”
41. “You’re totally depraved but I’d still like to go out with you…”
42. “I’m a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a proverbs 31 kinda woman.”
43. “I’m interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar.”
44. “If we were around with Noah… then you, me… pair.”
45. “I arrange the substantial Christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order. Coffee?”
46. “Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.”
47. “Not a big fan of your last name, but that’s cool, I can change that.”
48. “Solomon had 700 wives. You can be my 2nd girlfriend. But bring your friends.”
49.” Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.”
50. “When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.”
51. “I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you… and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder”
52. “Who’s your favorite apostle?”
53. “You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.”
54. “I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.”
55. “Let’s go for a ride in my zondervan”
56. “I like to think that I’m all things to all women.”
57. “Have you died before? Because that looks like a resurrection body to me.”
58. ‘You float my ark.’
59. “As Shammah the son of Agee a Hararite protected the field of lentils, so I wish to protect you.”
60. “You make me want to be a better Christian.”
61. “I will never give you reason to hammer a tent peg through my skull.”
62. “If you were a leper, I would still hold your hand—even if it wasn’t attached.”
63. “I would have asked you out to dinner, but I just put all my money in the offertory basket.”
64. “Hi, I’m Calvin. You were meant to choose me.”

65. “Unlike the Israelites, who forgot the Lord, I will remember your name most of the time.”
66. “I mentioned you in my testimony.”